The present invention is a system and method for rapid network failure detection, identification and notification to internet users. The preferred embodiment of the device comprises front and rear harnesses of flexible material extending around the animal’s torso, curved members attached to the front and rear harnesses and lying along the animal’s body, and rigid extensible braces connected to the front and rear curved members, generally parallel to the animal’s spine. A clamping ring engages a work piece while installing the rivet.